And then The Prince did a very bad thing

Last night while The Prince was ironing some of his work clothing:

 

Me: "What tie are you wearing tomorrow?"

 

The Prince: "Well, I was going to wear that new one you got me."

 

Me: "The awesome stripey silk one?"

 

The Prince: "Yeah, but..."

 

Me: "...But?"

 

The Prince: "Well, I washed a bunch of my dress shirts yesterday, and I guess that the tie was still on my black shirt..."

 

Me: "YOU PUT A SILK TIE IN THE WASHING MACHINE?!?!?!"

 

The Prince: "It was an accident! I'm sorry!"

 

Me: "This is an emergency! Where is the tie now?!? I'll Google to see if there are any ways we can save it! If not, you're dead meat."

 

The Prince: "Well, it was all crinkled."

 

Me: "Yeah, it would be. That's what happens when stupid people put silk in washing machines."

 

The Prince: "... So I ironed it..."

 

Me: "YOU IRONED IT? Did you put cotton between the iron and the tie?!?! Did you turn the heat setting down?!?!"

 

The Prince: "...No?"

 

Me: "UUUGGGHHHH. YOU. YOU ARE BAD. Clueless and also BAD."

 

The Prince: "It's just a tie, and in other news, I am not a dog."

 

Me: "It was a BEAUTIFUL TIE, and now look at it, it's all dull and icky looking!"

 

The Prince: "I know. I made a mistake."

 

Me: "Yes you did. You know what wouldn't be a mistake, though?"

 

The Prince: "What?"

 

Me: "It would not be a mistake if I accidentally on purpose STRANGLED YOU WITH THIS TIE."

 

The Prince: "I was thinking we could use it as a blindfold. You know, silk tie, blindfold? Hmm? Hmmmmmm?"

 

Me: "No. Just, no. You are a silk-spoiler and I don't like you very much right now."

Sincerely,