Me: "What tie are you wearing tomorrow?"
The Prince: "Well, I was going to wear that new one you got me."
Me: "The awesome stripey silk one?"
The Prince: "Yeah, but..."
The Prince: "Well, I washed a bunch of my dress shirts yesterday, and I guess that the tie was still on my black shirt..."
Me: "YOU PUT A SILK TIE IN THE WASHING MACHINE?!?!?!"
The Prince: "It was an accident! I'm sorry!"
Me: "This is an emergency! Where is the tie now?!? I'll Google to see if there are any ways we can save it! If not, you're dead meat."
The Prince: "Well, it was all crinkled."
Me: "Yeah, it would be. That's what happens when stupid people put silk in washing machines."
The Prince: "... So I ironed it..."
Me: "YOU IRONED IT? Did you put cotton between the iron and the tie?!?! Did you turn the heat setting down?!?!"
The Prince: "...No?"
Me: "UUUGGGHHHH. YOU. YOU ARE BAD. Clueless and also BAD."
The Prince: "It's just a tie, and in other news, I am not a dog."
Me: "It was a BEAUTIFUL TIE, and now look at it, it's all dull and icky looking!"
The Prince: "I know. I made a mistake."
Me: "Yes you did. You know what wouldn't be a mistake, though?"
The Prince: "What?"
Me: "It would not be a mistake if I accidentally on purpose STRANGLED YOU WITH THIS TIE."
The Prince: "I was thinking we could use it as a blindfold. You know, silk tie, blindfold? Hmm? Hmmmmmm?"
Me: "No. Just, no. You are a silk-spoiler and I don't like you very much right now."