Monday, September 10, 2012

First Kiss Locations: A List

Here is an honest list of all the places where I've had first (that sometimes doubled as last) kisses:

1) Behind an elementary school.

2) On a trampoline.

3) Against a door.

4) In a closet.

5) On a table.

6) On a table of the picnic variety.

7) On some stairs.

8) In a garage.

9) In a bathroom.

10) On a couch when the clock struck midnight.

11) On the couch in my parents' basement.

12) In a busy hallway.

13) Behind a bar.

14) Against a stove.

15) In a camper.

16) In my ex boyfriend's house.

17) In another closet.

18) Against a fridge.

19) On a dancefloor.

20) Next to a bonfire.

21) On a dancefloor.

22) On a dancefloor.

23) On a dancefloor.

(Fuck my life).

24) Against the door of my Camaro.

25) On a porch.

26) On a couch.

27) On a futon.

28) On the couch in my parents' basement while watching The Big Bang Theory.

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My actual thoughts upon completion of this list:

"Holy shit PLEASE tell me I have not kissed 28 people!"

Quickly followed by:

"Ugggggh, why am I such a kissing whore?!?!"

Quickly followed by:

"I am totally forgetting some, I guarantee it."

With a kiss,

36 comments:

  1. You should have closed this with a certain magnet, Slutty Joker.

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    1. true true. The skank police are at my door frequently.

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  2. I think I counted my hubs was #50!! Terrible I know!! We didn't start dating until we were 29 though, so I think that means I'm not too bad a slut...at least that's what I tell myself. Plus, if you have a gift, you should use it. I'm a super good kisser...at least that's what I tell myself.

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    1. 50 isn't terrible. You're good, haha.

      It's true that gifts should be used! good kissers of the world unite!

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  3. Apparently, I am a kissing loser for someone my age! I've kissed a whopping 4 guys. 4. Guess that's what happens when you go to a school full of losers and then meet your soulmate at 17! I feel left out now! LOL

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    1. yeah- had I met my soulmate at 17 instead of 22, this list would be muuuuuuuuuuuch shorter.

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  4. HOw do you even remember? Damn!
    Ugh, I just started thinking back to my exes and I could remember 1st kiss locations.. make it stop!

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    1. I write everything down. Seriously. Everything.

      sorry for making you remember, haha.

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  5. My gosh, I don't even want to THINK about how many, or locations of all my first(and last) kisses...I was a kiss skank too. Yay us, high five!

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  6. against the door of your camaro! love itt :) kissing is awesome

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  7. How do you remember this? I could tell you about five first kiss locations.

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    1. I'm a journal keeper. I am terrified of forgetting anything, so I write down all these useless facts.... I'm weird, I know.

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  8. Against a stove - that sounds dangerous! Well, I guess as long as it's turned off! I can only remember my very first kiss against a fence at a football game - haha!

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    1. ahha yeah it was turned off, no worries there :)

      your first kiss sounds like a movie scene!

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  9. haha well done!

    http://johced-ourjourneytoeverywhere.blogspot.com/
    xxx

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  10. Just remember, this could be another kind of list, of the sexual variety, and could be slightly worse if that list was just as long as this one. And, if your "list" does happen to match this kissing one, well I'm still not judging you, that badly.

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    1. that "other kind of list" is MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH shorter, ahha.

      I swear.

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  11. um loving your blog! it is seriously hilarious!!! new follower here! :) um and yea dont feel bad - I seriously have no idea how you remembered all of these! haha! most of mine were 1) drunk 2) frat party
    - Pam

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    1. Hey Pamela, so glad you like spending time here :)

      Most of these kissed were also linked to drunkenness in some way, ahah.

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  12. Behind my elementary school. In a closet. Against my car in college. OH YEAH, you know how the psych department in college has like a room with a large mirror on the far wall? And its actually a one way mirror- if you were on the other side of it, you see everything thats going on in that room, but nobody can see you? Yeah, one of those rooms. The other room was full of people who didn't know me and my "Ahem" were back there. That was memorable!!!

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    1. hahhaa, memorable for sure! That is an awesome story. Thanks for sharing :)

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  13. oh this is great and I'd love to make my own list, but I'm sure it'd be waaaay longer than your impressive collection.

    Sooo apparently you need to stay off the dance floor? lol

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    1. yeah... the dance floor makes me kiss strangers, apparently.

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  14. you have a journal? no other way i could imagine to remember it! haha so crazy)) pretty funny list :-)

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    1. I do have a journal. :)

      glad you liked the list!

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  15. omg is it really bad that i now too want to make a list of all of my first kisses?! which i will have you know is no where near 28!! lol it will probably be like 11 or something! haha great post!! you are hilarious!! :D

    Jen xxx

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    1. try to do it! it's fun to remember them! I was laughing the whole time I wrote this!

      glad you liked it, Jen :)

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  16. How do you remember all of them? I can only remember a handful out of...well, let's spare me some shame... I guess most of my first kisses weren't that memorable.
    I do remember the first time I kissed my wife was in my car so that's a bonus.

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    1. I journal, so that helps.

      As long as you remember the one with your wife really well, I think it's all good.

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  17. Haha this made me smile. I would have at least 28 that I can't recall. Pretty sure I had a kissing competition with my friend at a club once.

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    1. I'm glad it made you smile!

      A kissing competition at a club?

      CHALLENGE ACCEPTED :)

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