"You want soy milk, right?"
"Yes."
"The unsweetened kind?"
"Yes."
"Would rice milk be okay?"
"Yes."
"What about almond milk?"
"Yes."
"So, any kind of milk that isn't actually milk?"
"Yes."
"Can I just get the one that's on sale?"
"Yes."
"I don't think I will, though. It looks cheap. The almond milk package looks nicer. Can I get it?"
"Yes."
"You're just using it for cereal, right?"
"Yes."
"It's about 4 bucks, is that an okay price?"
"Yes."
"Maybe I should go to the other store?"
"HOLY SHIT JUST PICK ONE IT'S ONLY MILK."
"See, outbursts like that are why I ask so many questions."
"You're an asshole."
"I just can't win, can I?"
"No."
Sincerely,
hahaha, i mean come on!! you were very calm throughout the whole conversation- i would have lost it after like the first 2 questions! :) ive missed your funny stories the past couple days!
ReplyDeleteBahahahaha. And just like that she flips on a dime. He was winning and then BAM you killed it. Well done.
ReplyDeleteAt least he was trying to be exact about his purchase this time and didn't come home with bacon milk.
ReplyDeletehahaha this is true!
DeleteDamn am I lucky (read: glad) I do all the cooking and grocery shopping.
ReplyDeleteHahaha so any milk that isn't actual milk?
ReplyDeletelol I love your dialouges
ReplyDeleteThank god it's not tampons. Holy shit balls!
ReplyDeleteaww he tried so hard! Is soy/almond/rice milk any good? xx
ReplyDeletehahahahahahah
ReplyDeleteTwo people so bright, compassionate and willing to be good to each other having that many problems communicating? If sitcoms ever featured healthy life-choices (Which. They. DON'T) the writers would be following you two around, scribbling furiously. You're precious, keep it up!
ReplyDeletelol.. Sounds like my husband he can't shit without me telling him "it's ok honey just shit already!"... Got to love them....
ReplyDeleteHa...please tell me he didn't come home with a gallon of while milk?!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!!! I am convinced this post describes all men. Love it!
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Bahah. Love it.
ReplyDeleteEven I wanted to scream at him to just pick some milk already.
ReplyDeleteOh, I am positive I have a dairy allergy.
ReplyDeleteBut fake milk. It just kills me, so teach me.
Haha!! this was hilarious!! :D tat is so mean of him just to keep asking to make you mad!! lol what are boys like?!
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Jen xxx
hahaha, this is hilarious!!! a true prince.
ReplyDeleteAt least he calls! Ammon just flat out picks the wrong thing, and then gives me angry eyes when I try to nicely tell him that this is why I never let him go to the store unattended.
ReplyDeleteThat's the kind I get too!
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha! That's just awesome.
ReplyDeleteYeah, grocery shopping's hard...
ReplyDeleteThanks to you I will have to start investing in diapers for grown ups soon because every time I read your blog I almost pee myself laughing!
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Xxx
Ammon just flat out picks the wrong thing, and then gives me angry eyes when I try to nicely tell him that this is why I never let him go to the store unattended.
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