Wednesday, September 26, 2012

And then there was a phone call about milk

When The Prince called me from the grocery store:

"You want soy milk, right?"

"Yes."

"The unsweetened kind?"

"Yes."

"Would rice milk be okay?"

"Yes."

"What about almond milk?"

"Yes."

"So, any kind of milk that isn't actually milk?"

"Yes."

"Can I just get the one that's on sale?"

"Yes."

"I don't think I will, though. It looks cheap. The almond milk package looks nicer. Can I get it?"

"Yes."

"You're just using it for cereal, right?"

"Yes."

"It's about 4 bucks, is that an okay price?"

"Yes."

"Maybe I should go to the other store?"

"HOLY SHIT JUST PICK ONE IT'S ONLY MILK."

"See, outbursts like that are why I ask so many questions."

"You're an asshole."

"I just can't win, can I?"

"No."

Sincerely,

25 comments:

  1. hahaha, i mean come on!! you were very calm throughout the whole conversation- i would have lost it after like the first 2 questions! :) ive missed your funny stories the past couple days!

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  2. Bahahahaha. And just like that she flips on a dime. He was winning and then BAM you killed it. Well done.

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  3. At least he was trying to be exact about his purchase this time and didn't come home with bacon milk.

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  4. Damn am I lucky (read: glad) I do all the cooking and grocery shopping.

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  5. Hahaha so any milk that isn't actual milk?

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  6. Thank god it's not tampons. Holy shit balls!

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  7. aww he tried so hard! Is soy/almond/rice milk any good? xx

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  8. Two people so bright, compassionate and willing to be good to each other having that many problems communicating? If sitcoms ever featured healthy life-choices (Which. They. DON'T) the writers would be following you two around, scribbling furiously. You're precious, keep it up!

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  9. lol.. Sounds like my husband he can't shit without me telling him "it's ok honey just shit already!"... Got to love them....

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  10. Ha...please tell me he didn't come home with a gallon of while milk?!

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  11. HAHAHA!!! I am convinced this post describes all men. Love it!

    Emily

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  12. Even I wanted to scream at him to just pick some milk already.

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  13. Oh, I am positive I have a dairy allergy.

    But fake milk. It just kills me, so teach me.

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  14. Haha!! this was hilarious!! :D tat is so mean of him just to keep asking to make you mad!! lol what are boys like?!

    have you seen my newest post? it is about my favourite blogs and you are one of them! come and see

    http://itsablondeslife7.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/my-favourite-blog-reads-part-1.html

    Jen xxx

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  15. hahaha, this is hilarious!!! a true prince.

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  16. At least he calls! Ammon just flat out picks the wrong thing, and then gives me angry eyes when I try to nicely tell him that this is why I never let him go to the store unattended.

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  17. hahahahahaha! That's just awesome.

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  18. Thanks to you I will have to start investing in diapers for grown ups soon because every time I read your blog I almost pee myself laughing!

    www.johced-ourjourneytoeverywhere.blogspot.com
    Xxx

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  19. Ammon just flat out picks the wrong thing, and then gives me angry eyes when I try to nicely tell him that this is why I never let him go to the store unattended.
    phone detective scam

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