Here is another fine example of his work:
An Awkward Limerick
(demanded by your mom at the Post Office)
Sometimes in Ontario when we think of [The Management] and [The Prince]
We get out their stuff and soon start feeling bliss!
We play your guitar,
We drive your black car,
So then of you, we don't have to miss!
My dad probably thought this was HILARIOUS because I am always worrying about him and my brother either A) losing one of my guitars that I left back home or B) driving the shit out of my car, which I also left at home.
Also, yes, The Prince's real name rhymes with bliss and miss.