Tuesday, August 28, 2012

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The Prince has owned these (hideous) shoes since long before I met him, which should be obvious given that THEY'RE FALLING APART. He will not throw them away. I would happily do it for him, but he protects them from me. I'm not kidding. He protects them; practically guards them from my reach. Suggestions? Ways I could turn this situation into an epic win for me? Sound off in the comments.

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  2. Literally just laughed out loud! My husband is a clothing hoarder so I created 'laundry accidents'.
    Hubs: "Have you seen my favorite shirt?"
    Me:"It fell apart in the laundry."
    End of discussion.
    Shoes create quite the dilemma... I would steal them and bury them in his sleep ... ha

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    1. hahaha... laundry accidents... totally going to start doing this.

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  3. You could always buy him a similar yet more attractive pair to replace those. Or take him shopping for shoes and when he finds a pair he really wants, tell him the only way he has a chance of getting them is to get rid of those things :).. good luck!

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  4. I'm with Kaitlin - I've been in a similar position with my husband, I ended up buying him something similar. Or just go out and buy him a new pair, and hopefully because it's a gift from you it'll mean he world to him :) Good luck girl, I feel you! After 5 years I must say that Patrick's style has really evolved, I'm not saying I pick his clothes/accessories, I guess I'm just the shopping buddy. I gave him the skills, the rest he did on his own ;)

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    1. yeah.. I've managed to get him fairly on-track with everything except these shoes...

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  5. Buy the same, or close to the same, pair...break them in a little for him by wearing a bunch of socks and the shoes around the house, then force them on him as you throw his out the window.

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    1. throwing them out the window would be so much fun.

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  6. wow that is really beyond ugly. i think you and the prince should get completely shit faced and then you "accidentally" puke on them. can't be wearing puke stained and puke smelling shoes now can he?

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    1. haaahhaahahhaa. this may be the best idea so far.

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  7. Hide all of his shoes except those, then propose a hiking trip where some sort of rock filled river is involved. Wreck the heck out of em' to the point he CAN'T wear them. eh? eh?

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    1. I like it, I like it a lot. AND I want to go hiking soon, so win-win.

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  8. Get that dog you want, hide a meat treat in the shoes and let the dog do all the dirty work. Those shoes are dreadful. Sorry, Prince!

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  9. Find a cat or a dog. Have them starting peeing. He'll never wear them again.

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  10. oo man!!! u need to hunt these down and get rid of them!! get a dog to eat them or a cat to pee on them, buy him new shoes... good luck!!

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  11. Throw the prince's not so royal shoes out! haha

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  12. They're blinking dreadful. Good luck with whichever method you choose! Xx

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    1. thanks.... I'm going to be sneaky about it ;)

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