Me: "Hey! Guess what! I got a package!"
The Prince: "I thought I told you I wasn't really into that sort of thing."
Me: "Don't be a jerk. I mean a MAIL package. From Jen. She even sent you a meat treat."
The Prince: "SHE SENT ME A MEAT TREAT? SHE'S HELPING ME TO ESCAPE FROM YOUR EVIL VEGETARIANISM? I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS WOMAN."
Me: "I figured you might be. Look at these tea towels she made for us! Honestly, her blog name says she's crafty, and it's actually true."
The Prince: "I can see how you might be surprised by the truth in her statement, given that your blog is all "LOOK AT ME I'M FUNNY" when actually you're not funny at all."
Me: "Dude, I will take away your meat treat. Don't test me. Seriously, though, look at these, they are badass."
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| SUPER DUCK. Made by Jen of Crafty Home Improvement Misadventures |
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| Toasty Love. Made by Jen of Crafty Home Improvement Misadventures |
Me: "I told you they were. I'm going to show them off on my blog tomorrow so that everyone will know how amazing Jen is."
The Prince: "What? I thought you had a strict 'no whoring' policy when it came to the blog. You know, because you're a hipster and you're all about integrity or some shit."
Me: "I am not a hipster. Second, how well do you know me? Of course I wouldn't whore for just anyone, but Jen sent me swag, so she gets a blog post."
The Prince: "So what you're saying, then, is that you are willing to pimp for presents."
Me: "Exactly."
The Prince: "You are shady as fuck."
Me: "Perhaps. Apparently Jen thinks I'm a skank, also. Look at this magnet she sent me."
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| Really, Jen? Really? |
Me: "You think I'm a skank?"
The Prince: "When I met you, and you were a bartender? Yup."
Me: "But now I'm just a blog pimp, right?"
The Prince: "Nah. Still a skank."
Sincerely,
Ah the Prince. Such love from him. ;)
ReplyDeleteThose towels are seriously awesome, I love them!
yep... he's a keeper.... *shrugs*
Deleteha ha. Yay for mail packages and fun surprises! This post was hilarious! xo
ReplyDeletethanks dollface!
DeleteBahahahahaha! Best conversation ever. I'm glad he liked his meat treats and that you didn't use your horrible vegetable powers to keep them from him. I thought you might just throw them away but then I knew you'd cave. In all fairness, the skank magnet was purchased the day you posted about your friend calling you a whore during a board game.
ReplyDeleteoh, so just because some other meanie called me a whore, you thought it would be all good to just join right in? Hmmmmmm?
Deletekidding, I love it. I love the magnet.
slut.
I cannot confirm or deny that name, but probably a little. maybe. okay.
Deleteokay. :)
Deleteawwww... I want meat treats!
ReplyDeleteyou and the prince would be great friends, then ;)
DeleteSuper ADORABLE tea towels!!!! cuuuuuuuute.
ReplyDeleteI know, right? Jen is so crafty and cute.
DeleteMy pakage came WAY before yours did. Apparently that's what happens when you live in another country. Idk I'm just guessing here. I'm also bragging and being a brat here. You're welcome.
ReplyDeleteyeah, Canada post is not that great, sadly.
DeleteYou ARE a brat, but I like you anyway.
Erin, I think secretly the Canadian customs was checking to see if skank propaganda was allowed in their country. Good news. It is!
Deleteahhaha. skank propoganda. I hope they don't find out I live here.
DeleteHahahaha! Love the conversation and that he believes you're "as shady as fuck". I can feel the love between the two of you. lol
ReplyDeletehaha, yep... LOVE, that's what it is...
DeletePshh, pimping for presents is totally ok, as long as the present is awesome, in which case those tea towels are. And so was his meat treat.
ReplyDeleteyeah- we both got something we like! score!
DeleteNow all of the terrible 90s songs about pimping are stuck on replay in my head.
ReplyDeleteMAKE IT STOP, PLEASE!
nah.
DeleteENJOY IT.
:)
LOL
ReplyDeleteThose are awesome presents! I love the toasters
yeah, the toast one is freaking adorable.
DeletePS:While reading this post I am listening to Blackstreet's "I wanna be your man". It seemed to really fit
ReplyDeleteohhhh blackstreet. LOVE.
DeleteI want a meat treat in the mail! That'd be bomb, who doesn't love meat (yes veggers I knoooow), and mail?
ReplyDeleteThis somehow reminds me of my sister mailing a furby to her friend in another state, with batteries in it. Do you remember those things? Freaky. Those poor poor postal workers.
a furby in the mail? that is horrifying. those were some scary, scary toys.
DeleteHAHAHA So funny! I refer to "meat treats" as dehydrated meat. Not as fun to say, but so factual and funny when Boyfriend calls me "jerky". Which btw, annoys me.
ReplyDeleteAlso? I plan to steal that toast tea towel from you. Be forewarned.
He calls you "jerky"? I can see how that would be annoying.
DeleteAlso? I plan to fight you when you come to steal my toast tea towel. Be forewarned.
.... just kidding ;)
I love this! You and the "prince" have great banter. I love toasty love! Have a happy Thursday and be sure to check out my giveaway ending tonight! . BTW I am your newest follower and cannot wait to read more of your posts and hope that maybe you can return the favor and follow The Preppy Student. I always comment for every comment left on my page and hope to start a friendly relationship with your wonderful blog!
ReplyDeleteahha, thank you! I just checked out your blog- I like it!
DeleteLove those towels! CUTE! And, don't worry, my hubs doesn't find me funny either but everyone else does!
ReplyDeletesee, The Prince DOES find me funny.... he just hates to admit it ;)
DeleteAwesome... I will have to check out her blog! She sounds awesome.. crafty and vulgar- EXACTLY How I like my blogs!
ReplyDeletehaha yes! Go check out her posts! You will not be disappointed!
DeleteWhoever the hell Jen is, well I want to know.
ReplyDeletemostly because she sends you shit and she sends you something about closing down your vagina. that's a good friend right there.
you are so right.
DeleteHaha That magnet is great.
ReplyDeleteI agree!
DeleteThose tea towels are bad-ass. Although if my boyfriend professed his love for another blogger, I would be withholding any and all meat treats. That's just rude.
ReplyDeletehahaa. He's very affectionate.
DeleteI LOVE the toast. And he is VERY lucky to have received a meat treat. Now he can ration it xx
ReplyDeleteahha yeah and he did!
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