And then I felt badly for the Tim Hortons employees

So, everyone in Canada loves their Tim Hortons. It's true. That's not just a thing that people say.

Anyway, because we're true Canadians, when The Prince, his brother The Knight (he's 16 and loves Batman) and I were making the nine-hour drive home from our trip to hell their family reunion, we stopped at something like 6 different Tim Hortons' along the way.

At probably our fourth Timmy-Ho stop, The Knight announced that he had to use the washroom.

Roughly 15 minutes later, he exits the Tim Hortons. The Prince and I watched as he walked briskly back to us in the waiting car.

Once into the back seat, The Knight looked up at me VIA the rearview mirror:

"Why aren't you driving yet? There's no time for sitting around, okay? We need to make a quick getaway. I just destroyed the toilet in there."

Me: "YOU WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT?"

The Prince: "Hahahahaha way to go, man!"

The Knight: "Seriously, DRIVE. I'm positive that by now, there will be water all over the floor of that bathroom. There was zero flushage action going on when I left. There was nothing I could do."

The Prince: "Serves you right, dude, you ate SOOOO much Wendy's last night."

Me: "BOTH OF YOU, STOP. TALKING."

The Knight: "YOU, START DRIVING. I heard them talking about cleaning the washrooms on my way out, and when they see that mess they're going to KNOW it was me, I was JUST in there."

The Prince: "This is officially the best part of our vacation."

Me, driving away: "I hate you both so much right now. You are not the sweet, polite little ginger boys you pretend to be. You are both bathroom demons. I feel so badly for the poor teenager who is going to be forced to plunge that toilet."

The Knight: "You should feel bad for me instead. I'm starving. I could eat a horse. How long until the next stop? Do you think there will there be a Wendy's we can eat at?"

The Prince: "HAHAHAHHA, Shhhhh! We should stop talking now, her eyes are getting all murder-y. They only get like that when she's seriously pissed. I know because I live with her. This is the same murder-y look she gets when I ruin the toilet in our apartment."

Siiiiiiggghhh,