Like most sleep-talkers, the things he says are entirely nonsensical.
Most of the time, if his voice wakes me up, it sounds like he's some kind of deranged wookie that I can't understand.
Sometimes he makes car sounds, because he's dreaming about cars.
I'll wake up to him going "vrroooommmmm vrrroooooooommm".
When I tell him about this in the morning, he always says that "See? Even in my sleep, I'm awesome."
Sometimes his sleep speech is pretty clear. Last night I woke up to the sound of him saying "No no no no no!"
I knew he was still asleep, but sometimes he can hold a sleep-convo, so I said "What?"
His response: "YOU CAN'T JUST MURDER YOUR MOM FOR FUN."
I started laughing, to which he replied "What? It's not funny."
"You know you're asleep right now, don't you?"
"I'm not asleep. Shhhh."
For the record, he was totally asleep.
When I asked him this morning if he remembered any part of his nightmare or our conversation, or if he knew what person in the dream was trying to murder their mom for fun, he was all:
"Obviously that person would be you."
Awesome. Thanks for clearing that up.
Happy Friday,
In his defense, you were the first person I thought he was dreaming about too.
ReplyDeleteDo I come across as the kind of person that would kill for fun? HUNH, JEN? HUNH?
DeleteNo, but you do seem like the type that would have a debate on the level of fun that could be has while killing and pushing The Prince to yell you can't kill for fun!!"
DeleteYou are so right it's scary.
DeleteHe sounds like a six year old in his sleep. Vrooooom
ReplyDeleteI know, right? I am seriously dating a little ginger baby.
DeleteLOL, well he's right. You can't murder your mom for fun.
ReplyDeleteJoe talks in his sleep too. I talk back to him to see if he'll hold a convo.. hasn't yet. A lot of times he wakes up laughing super hard. That's always scary!
Keep trying to hold a convo when he sleep talks- he'll get better at it with practice, ahah. I know The Prince has.
Deletehearing him laughing would probably scare me though, yeah. Especially if it was a creepy laugh.
Hahaha yes! I have an app on my phone that records you in your sleep. Not the whole night. It just recognizes when you talk and records it. IT'S SO FREAKING GREAT! I love this because it so reminds me of the dumb things Evan says in his sleep, too. It's so funny to make a list and go back and read it later on. (ps. One time I was drunk and woke up asking Evan to please move my wineglass. He said "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DRINKING?!" ha ha haaaa!)
ReplyDeleteMaybe I need that app.
Deleteahhahhaah at the wine glass story. So cute.
i talk in my sleep too. in the morning my family will be like "dude! what was up with you last night?!" or they'll claim i said something ridiculous. Sometimes, I'll even wake up from sleep talking. It's kinda embarrassing. I totally need to get that fixed if i ever plan on getting married.
ReplyDeleteNo need to fix it, I'm sure whoever you marry is going to think it's adorable! Until you start accusing them of murder in your sleep, of course ;)
DeleteSleep talking is the best. If it's not you.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a kid, my sister and her friend tried to convince me I 'wrote' in my sleep and they wrote out some embarrassing message and stuck it under my arm.
Thankfully I didn't *really* fall for it, but fuck was it embarrassing anyway.
Bitches. Sneaky bitches. I hate when I feel embarrassed over shit I didn't even do.
DeleteI've always talked in my sleep. Sometimes I even get up and walk around! (just be glad he doesn't do that, b/c someone hovering over you when your sleeping is creepy as shit)
ReplyDeleteyep- creepy as shit is bang-on. I would die of fear.
Deletehah I wish my sleep talk was that interesting. In the morning when Derek tells me what I've said in my sleep it was usually about boring stuff like knitting or baking. Nothing about killing parents.
ReplyDeletehhahah. Watch more horror movies, maybe?
DeleteCould be worse. If he starts murmuring "It puts the lotion on the skin" you better RUN!
ReplyDeleteGood point. Noted.
DeleteIf I were you, I would forever be attempting to sleep converse with him. It's such good blog fodder.
ReplyDeleteOh, trust me, I know. When I hear him start sleep-yammering I force myself to wake up and pay attention in the name of BLOG CONTENT.
Deletemurdering mothers is definitely a no-no. silly prince.
ReplyDeletelove, little
so true! I would never!
DeleteI love it. My husband and I have some really great stories from when he was working a lot (80 plus hours at the moving company). Exhaustion makes him a sleep talking too.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
Kara
ShawnKaraAndHeidi.blogspot.com
You're right- exhaustion does make him talk more when he's asleep. I must remember this.
DeleteSo you can mess with him even when he's asleep! That is soooo cool!!!
ReplyDeleteYou know me so well. :)
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