The Prince talks in his sleep sometimes.
Like most sleep-talkers, the things he says are entirely nonsensical.
Most of the time, if his voice wakes me up, it sounds like he's some kind of deranged wookie that I can't understand.
Sometimes he makes car sounds, because he's dreaming about cars.
I'll wake up to him going "vrroooommmmm vrrroooooooommm".
When I tell him about this in the morning, he always says that "See? Even in my sleep, I'm awesome."
Sometimes his sleep speech is pretty clear. Last night I woke up to the sound of him saying "No no no no no!"
I knew he was still asleep, but sometimes he can hold a sleep-convo, so I said "What?"
His response: "YOU CAN'T JUST MURDER YOUR MOM FOR FUN."
I started laughing, to which he replied "What? It's not funny."
"You know you're asleep right now, don't you?"
"I'm not asleep. Shhhh."
For the record, he was totally asleep.
When I asked him this morning if he remembered any part of his nightmare or our conversation, or if he knew what person in the dream was trying to murder their mom for fun, he was all:
"Obviously that person would be you."
Awesome. Thanks for clearing that up.