"Then I got in the
car and my iPod launched a violent attack on my psyche by choosing to shuffle
itself right to the song that (insert ex boyfriend's name here) and I used to sing together in my car last
summer.
Aahahaahahhaahhaah.
"Then I got in the car and my iPod launched a violent attack on my
psyche."
I am tres
hilarious, no?
But yeah, I'm
okay. It's Friday and I am tired. Everyone is telling me I look tired, and I
know that really means I look like shit, and that's because I took up drinking
for sport this week and haven't been sleeping as much as I should. I just
yawned.
I think I might
quit my job and write a book. Not."
there have been times when i wished to quit my job and write a book or have a cooking/traveling show on foodnetwork or something and them i slam back to reality like you. btwub i love your label. u come up with the funniest and creative labels.
ReplyDeleteahahah thanks.
DeleteI'm liking the blog updates! Also, my iPhone does that shit constantly. It's like, "Hey you, remember the summer of 2000 and that guy you were dating? Trying to forget it huh? Well, here's a throwback for ya!"
ReplyDeleteAgain I say, F. U. Universe.
ahhah, yeah, the universe it totally out to get us.
DeleteI'm too afraid to quote myself.
ReplyDeleteno way, you're Shay the Great. do it.
DeleteI always feel awkward when people tell em I look tired but it is the worst when I am not even tired!
ReplyDeleteOH I KNOW. It's like, "thanks. you look like shit too. ON THE INSIDE."
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