A few things that were said yesterday:
“You told me there was going to be a desert. With cacti. I am not leaving this place until you show me a cactus.”
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“Oh, that’s the highway. You were totally right.”
“Can you repeat that, please?”
“I said that’s the highway.”
“No, the other part.”
“I said YOU WERE TOTALLY RIGHT, OKAY?”
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“I can’t handle this road, I am positive that you’re about to drive us off the side of a mountain. The edge is like riiiiight there, and frankly I don’t trust you with my life.”
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“I need you to stop driving so I can take a picture of the pretty rainbow. Also, I have to pee again.”
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“I’m so disappointed in the lack of wildlife we’ve seen today.”
“LOOK SWEETIE, IT’S A CHIPMUNK.”
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“Okay, no. We can’t stop here. This looks like an area where bears would live and maul things. I don’t do bear habitats.”
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“IT’S A WINERY. STOP THE CAR.”
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“The bartender just said that the two taxidermied bears are named Bob and Charmin. CHARMIN. As in THE TOILET PAPER.”
Here's to a non-sucky Monday,
lol a bear name Charmin :) That's awesome!
ReplyDeleteyep, I thought so!
DeleteI think you two should get your own realty show
ReplyDeleteMe too. Meeeee toooooo.
DeleteThat is one show I'd definitely watch!
DeleteThanks for the Monday laugh!
ReplyDeleteanytime, Lindsay, anytime :)
DeleteIt's a winery, stop the car!
ReplyDeleteOh so funny. so funny.
“I said YOU WERE TOTALLY RIGHT, OKAY?” - I hate admitting that, hate it.
yeah, admitting that someone else is right is probably my least favourite thing.
DeleteThe Charmin bear is pretty popular I suppose.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a very entertaining trip!
apparently.
Deletehaha, it sure was.
Oh God how I adore you and the Prince!
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