The Prince was there, waiting to hug me because he knew I'd had a rough day.
We stood there hugging for a few seconds, and then I felt this weird little tug on the skin near my collarbone.
I looked down to see what it was.
The Prince was gently tugging on a small, dark, little freakish hair that was on my collarbone and looked out of place.
I was horrified.
He kept tugging, thinking it must have just been on me, not that it was a part of me.
"I'm pretty sure it's... attached," I said.
"Should I trim it with scissors?"
"It's not THAT long!"
"Tweezers?"
"Obviously."
And then I stood there while The Prince plucked a freak hair from my collarbone area.
He acted like it wasn't even a thing. Like it was no big deal.
I'm pretty sure he likes me, guys.
I'm growing FUR and he's sticking around.
Keeper, amirite?
How funny!
ReplyDeleteThis made me chuckle out loud at work! But yes, I've always thought that if a guy paints a portrait of you and/or plucks out your "fur" then he's definitely a keeper ;)
ReplyDeleteahhaahha, love it. Thanks.
DeleteTHOSE HAIRS! OMGwtf.
ReplyDeleteI get one. A continuous one next to my ear on my cheek. I call it my "sideburn" and tell Evan it's time to trim my sideburn when it randomly pops up. Because that's what they do. Pop up and somehow it's the longest hair on your body and it did that without you even noticing.
The prince is a keeper. Correct.
hahahha, yeah. WHY do these hairs exist? They're little awful little embarrassment-makers.
Deletebahahaha. He's a keeper! Good lookin out!
ReplyDeleteyep, always there for a rescue.
DeleteI have needed an "And then..." story today. That was very sweet of him to still love you in all of your furry glory. He is a keeper!
ReplyDeleteahahah, yeah. He's on the lookout for it to grow back.
DeleteIf you catch him focusing on your collar bone you'll know what's up. If he gives you any grief about it tell him you have two words for him...STINKY FEET.
Deletegood point!
DeleteThis definitely made me laugh out loud! What a keeper!
ReplyDeleteI'm always glad to hear of a laugh :)
Deletefunnily enough...Jake gets a rogue hair on his shoulder every month. I pluck that bad boy right out! xx
ReplyDeleteahhha, go you.
DeleteI'M SO HAPPY YOU GOT RID OF COMIC SANS HEADINGS
ReplyDelete<3
And yes, keeper!
I've never had comic sans headings!
DeleteWhen they load they sometimes display as comic sans for a couple seconds, but then they turn into the pretty font!
I'm horrified that you thought I had comic sans all along!
I have definitely found a few freak fur hairs, so weird!!!
Deleteyes, sooo weird.
DeleteHow sweet of him :)
ReplyDeleteHe tries.
DeleteKeeper, definitely!
ReplyDeleteGetting furry might even sound cute to him, hahaha (seriously, my husband likes me furry; weirdo!)
Hugs
lucky you- The Prince is still pretty particular about things like shaved legs and whatnot, ahha.
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