Top Gear as Research My Ass

The Prince is always thinking about what kind of a career he’d like to have. He’s constantly coming up with plans and goals- this is one of the things I love about him. Currently, he’s convinced that he’s going to be an auto mechanic who takes vintage cars and makes them run like BMW M3s. I think this is adorable, so long as it does not affect me in any way. Good girlfriend 101, bitches...

HOLD THE PRESS.

I was recently informed that The Prince’s grand plan to prep himself for this amicable venture is to watch freakin' Top Gear all the damn time. Top Gear is okay, sure, but WE’VE BOTH SEEN ALL OF IT BEFORE*. IT DOES NOT NEED TO BE RE-WATCHED.

*This is a lie. I have not SEEN, I have merely been "subjected to".

I feel the need to point out that I am a car fanatic! I love them! Just no nightly Top Gear. No.

I blame Netflix Canada, which offers way too much Jeremy Clarkson Top Gear way too much of the time.

I do not wish to spend my evenings with these men THOSE JEANS. [via]

The Prince claims that watching all of the episodes over again (most of which he’s already seen more than once!) is research for his new career path.

No. Freaking. Way.

This is totally just a plan to deprive me from watching episodes of The Pink Panther Show on Netflix all the damn time.

"The Pink Panther is a heroic, moral cartoon cat with pink fur and the manners of an English aristocrat." [via]

Depriving me of Pink Panther for personal gain?

UNACCEPTABLE.