The other night, right before going to sleep:
Me: "I have to pee."
The Prince: "Ugghhh again? You just went. Five times."
Me: "I'm sorry! I can't control the gods of pee-ness!"
The Prince: "Hhahahhaahahahaa. Did you really just say that?"
Me: "No! You're gross. Not penis. PEE-NESS. As in the gods that control when I have to pee. Pee-ness. I made up a new word."
The Prince: "No, you didn't. You're literally saying penis. Repeatedly."