This conversation happened one night when I wanted to go to bed.
Me: "Are you coming to bed now?"
The Prince: "Sweetie, I just bought Skyrim today. I'm probably never coming to bed ever again."
Me: "What? You've been playing that all day. Seriously, come to bed."
The Prince: "It's just so freaking good, though. Like I might name our first child Skyrim."
Me: "No you won't. Our first child is being named Sloan."
The Prince: "Sloan Skyrim.... I like it!"
Me: "Stop being an asshat."
The Prince: "You know why I play video games? Because they don't complain like you do. They just let me play them and achieve my goals of beating them and reigning victorious."
Me: "I AM NOT A VIDEO GAME AND YOU CAN'T COMPARE ME TO ONE."
The Prince: "But if you were..."
Me: "What? You would play me and beat me?"
*long pause while I laugh*
The Prince: "Maybe. I'm tired. Let's go to bed."